Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Impotent - distinguished/ well known.
Lactose - people without toes.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.
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