Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Good Morning India!

Health Benefits Of Ladies Finger !!
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A rich source of dietary fiber, minerals, vitamins; recommended in cholesterol controlling and weight reduction programs.

The rich fiber and mucilaginous content in Ladies Finger pods helps smooth peristalsis of digested food particles and relieve constipation condition.

The pods contain healthy amounts of vitamin A, and flavonoid anti-oxidants such as beta carotene s, xanthin and lutein.

It is one of the green vegetable with highest levels of these anti-oxidants. These compounds are known to have antioxidant properties and are essential for vision. Vitamin A is also required for maintaining healthy mucus membranes and skin. Consumption of natural vegetables and fruits rich in flavonoids helps to protect from lung and oral cavity cancers.


                                                                                                                Courtesy:- Internet

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

INSPECTION BLUES!..Bankers stuff..Others too welcome!
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Branch Inspection is a fine balance between Precision and Time Management. Most of you must of have seen the Inspection Assistants feverishly hammering the keyboard by the fag end of the inspection. In their anxiety to finish the task, certain typing mistakes creep in unknowingly. Here are some of those funny probables in the Inspection Reports, which are otherwise serious affairs…. No pun intended please... Just enjoy reading them.....and try to find out the correct words…..!!!!

i) The ‘Chef’ Manager is advised to ‘insect’ the unit ….

ii) It is reported, the ‘burrowers’, did not acquire the ‘asses’
out of bank ‘fiance’
iii) The branch has not ‘exorcised’ proper discretion

iv) The official is now a ‘Faulty’ member at the ‘Leaning’ Centre
v) Rectified during the ‘curse’ of Inspection….

vi) The ‘Beard’ Resolution is silent on the additional ‘burrowings’

vii) The Official is on deputation to ‘Not working Department’
viii) ….vide Controllers' ‘massage’ dated…..

ix) The branch is keeping the ATM ‘curds’ and PIN ‘Nailers’ in the custody of
one official….

x) The on-site ‘ATM’ shit’ rate is very low….

xi) The controllers’ were reported to have given “herbal” instructions to the branch……
xii) The borrower’s expected ‘mental’ on the property appears to be on a high side..

xiii) The branch has transferred all its Recalled Assets to ‘Stressed Asses Resolution Centre’….
           Taken from Net

Important Health Tips!

Dr. Brian Berry of the United States has found new cancer in human beings, caused by Silver Nitro Oxide. Whenever you buy recharge cards, don’t scratch with your nails, as it contains Silver Nitro Oxide coating and can cause skin cancer. Share this message with your loved ones.
Important Health Tips:
1. Answer phone calls with the left ear.
2. Don't take your medicine with cold water....
3. Don't eat heavy meals after 5pm.
4. Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
5. Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
6. Don’t lie down immediately after taking medicine or after meals.
7. When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone, bcos the radiation is 1000 times stronger.
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Good Morning India!

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Monday, March 11, 2013