Thursday, October 24, 2013

Good Morning India!

Indian economy: mobile phones to contribute $400 bn to GDP by 2020
Indian economy is set for windfall gains as mobile phone users increasingly drive business forward. Mobile economy in India, world's second largest market by subscribers, will contribute around USD 400 billion to the country's GDP and create 4.1 million jobs by 2020, a report by the global mobile operators industry body GSMA said today.
Mobile economy will also lead to investments of USD 9 billion in telecom infrastructure, said the 'Mobile Economy India 2013' report prepared in collaboration with consulting firm Boston Consulting Group.
"The Indian mobile industry is fast-paced and innovative, but it currently lacks the regulatory environment to support its ambitions," GSMA Director General Anne Bouverot said.
The mobile ecosystem generated about 5.3 per cent of GDP for India in 2012, directly supported 730,000 jobs and an additional two million jobs when points of sale and distributors are included, she added.
According to Bouverot, the report predicts that by 2020, mobiles will contribute almost USD 400 billion to India's GDP, create 4.1 million additional jobs and invest USD 9 billion in infrastructure, with USD 34 billion contributed to public funding.
She said, however, that an absence of predictable, long- term policies in areas like allocation of radio frequencies is acting as a brake on investment, and the government's target of increased rural coverage would be supported by a more flexible spectrum policy.
This would be feasible particularly with the release of more frequencies in the bands below 1 GHz and the development of allocation processes that do not focus solely on maximising short-term spectrum fees, Bouverot added.
"India is on the cusp of dramatic transformation, both economically and socially, through mobiles," GSMA India Director Sandeep Karanwal said.
The mobile industry is ready to work closely with the government, as well as other adjacent industry sectors, to accelerate growth through mobile, increasing technological innovation in India and enhancing the lives of the citizens, he added.

                                                                                                                                    Courtesy:- The Financial Express

Monday, October 21, 2013

Obama's New Health Care Plan !

Virtually every professional discipline within the American Medical Association's membership has decided to weigh in on the new health care plan being developed by President Obama's team, with varying thoughts and recommendations.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to totally wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, while the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No!"

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington! 

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Fussy Wife !

Banta had been arrested and was now up before the judge.

The judge asks, "Do you admit you broke into the same clothes shop 3 times?"

"Yes," replies Banta.

"Could you please tell the court what you stole." asks the judge.

"I stole a dress, your honour," replies Banta.

"Just one dress? But you admitted to breaking in 3 times," says the judge.

"Yes I did, your honour," says Banta, "but on two of those occasions, I broke in to return the dress I took before."

"Return the dress? Why? I don't understand," says the judge.

"Because my wife Preeto didn't like the design, your honour." 

                                                                                                                     As appeared on Net!

Good Morning India!

Both the Sensex and the Nifty are within striking distance of a new high. Investors should stay on the right side of the rally while watching out for sudden turbulence.
It was on the Diwali day in 2010 that the Sensex hit the high of 21,108. After Friday’s blitzkrieg, investors are wondering if it will be another memorable Muhurrat session on Dalal Street this year. But given the fact that the Sensex is currently just 324 points away from its life-time high of 21,208 and 226 points below the Diwali 2010 peak of 21,108, the move to a new high could happen well before the Diwali fireworks light up the sky.
The sense of disbelief, however, lingers that stocks are partying in an environment of slowing economic and corporate earnings growth. But as said earlier, it is best to ride the rally and not agonise over the rationality of it. But do stay vigilant to book profit on your short-term portfolio before the party ends.
Stocks were subdued in the early part of the week, as investors awaited the outcome of the US Parliamentary stalemate. But the bulls were back in business on Friday, aided by news of strong foreign investor flows in the month of October.
FIIs have purchased stocks worth $1.1 billion so far this month. This lifted the hopes that tapering of the QE will be put off indefinitely, leading to an unending gush of foreign capital in to the country, lifting stock prices higher and higher. If wishes were horses…
Economic data continues to be depressing. Wholesale price inflation for September was at a seven-month high driven by price increases in crude oil. Core inflation too accelerated last month. The rupee strengthening above the 61 mark, however, provided some cheer. The next batch of quarterly earnings will preoccupy market participants next week. They will also start prognosticating about the RBI’s next move in the monetary policy meeting scheduled for the end of this month.
Oscillators in the daily chart are positioned in the positive zone and moving higher. But it is the movement in the weekly oscillators that is more interesting. They are beginning to emerge into the positive zone. This means the index could be poised to start another leg of the medium-term uptrend.
Sensex (20,882.9)
The Sensex has not only breached the short-term target at 20,740, it has also managed a close above it. As explained last week, this alters the medium-term view for the index.
It is now possible that the up-move that began from the August low of 17,449 is now breaking into its third leg. This leg has the targets of 21,299 and 22,577. Since the first target is near the previous life-time high of 21,208, that is the level we will need to work with for the time being.
If we expand the picture and take the target of the third wave from the 15,748 low in the Sensex, we arrive at the target of 20,201 and then 21,903. In other words, the entire zone between 20,000 and 21,200 is a strong resistance zone where investors need to tread cautiously. Once this zone is surpassed, a rally of 6 to 8 per cent can be expected. For the week ahead, investors can continue to buy in declines as long as the index trades above 20,312. Subsequent supports are at 20,119 and 19,925. Short-term resistances are at 21,108 and 21,207.
Nifty (6,189.3)
The Nifty managed to close well above its previous peak of 6,142 last week, paving the way for the rally towards 6,229.4. It now appears that the third leg of the rally from the 5,119 low is currently in motion.
This wave has the targets of 6,332 and then 6,723. Since the first target occurs at the index’ life-time high of 6,338, we should expect some hiccups around that level.
But if the index manages a move above that level, next targets would be 6,461 and then 6,723.
There could be some turbulence next week as the index approaches the 6,230 peak. Immediate supports are at 6,016, 5,958 and 5,900.
Traders can buy in declines as long as the index trades above 6,016. The short-term trend will be threatened only on a close below Rs 5,900.
Immediate upward targets for the index are placed at 6,229 and 6,338.
Global cues
Global markets were merry in the second part of the week with the staving-off of the US debt ceiling issue. The S&P 500 rose to a new high and stocks on the Nasdaq too rallied strongly behind Google, that crossed the $1,000-mark on Friday.
Many benchmarks went on to record multi-year highs.
European indices such as the CAC and Belgium’s BEL20 reached levels last recorded in 2008, while the DAX hit a new life-time high.
The Dow put up a rather muted show amidst all this cheer, gaining just 162 points.
It is currently hovering just above the key resistance level indicated last week, at 15,334.
We stay with the view that the strong move away from this level can take the index to 15,709. Short-term supports for the index are placed at 15,150 and 15,000.
The dollar index did not seem too enthused by the debt deal agreement. It declined one per cent more for the week to end at 79.7.
Key medium-term trend decider is 79 and break of this level will mean continued weakness in the green-back.
                                                                                                                                   Courtesy:- The Hindu Businessline

Saturday, October 19, 2013

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. Last summer in India I listened to a lot of Michael Bolton. 
                                                                                                        ~ Jimmy Carr

Love is a better master than duty.
                                                                                                    ~ Albert Einstein

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
                                                                           ~ Sarah DessenThe Truth About Forever

In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business. In the hood they say there's no business like ho' business.
                                                                                                          ~ 50 Cent


Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
                                                                                                           ~ Lao Tzu


The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.
                                                                                                  ~ Jean Baudrillard


                                                                                                                                       Taken from Net!




Good Morning India!

AT AN INTERESTING JUNCTURE –
ALL TIME HIGHS WITHIN SIGHT.
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The good work started by the Bulls in the September series seems to be continuing in the current series. Market is moving from strength to strength and has closed at a very important juncture. Both Sensex and Nifty have closed just below a critical Trendline. This Trendline (Sensex – 21005 and Nifty – 6318) has been providing strong resistance to the market for a long period of time and a breach of this trendline will signal an end of long term consolidation phase for the market and will signal that the market is ready to take the big leap forward. If this were to happen then not only will the all time highs be taken out with ease, but the market will be ready for the next bull move.
TECHNICALLY SPEAKING.
Sensex opened the week at 20534, made a high of 20932, low of 20375 and closed the week at 20882. Thus it registered a weekly gain of 354 points. At the same time the Nifty opened the week at 6093, made a high of 6201, low of6032 and closed the week at 6189. Thus the Nifty closed the week with a gain of93 points.
Both Sensex and Nifty have formed a Bullish white body candle on the weekly charts which follows last weeks big white body candle. Also on the daily charts, both the indices have formed a Bullish Opening White body Marubuzowhich has removed the bearishness of the previous two days. Thus both daily as well as weekly charts suggest continuation of bullishness in the near term.
This week both Sensex and Nifty bounced back from the gap formed last Friday between Sensex 20368 – 20323 and Nifty 6046 - 6033. Thus this gap acted as a support as the Sensex bounced from a level of 20375 and Nifty 6032. Thus a breach of this low will signal a trend reversal in the short term timeframe.
The current bullish rally started two weeks back when both the indices formed a Bullish Island Reversal. Current rally has shown tremendous strength and as a result the market has just closed below a critical Trendline (Sensex – 21005 and Nifty – 6318) and a breach of this Trendline will set the market to not only cross the all time highs but move towards a potential target of short term target of Sensex 22214 and Nifty 6584.
The current rally started from the low of Sensex 19264 and Nifty 5700. This was from the strong Support Zone formed by the confluence of the Bullish Rising Gap between Sensex 19293 – 19444 and Nifty 5688-5738 along with presence of 200dma for the Sensex (19448) and 50dma for the Nifty (5734) inside this gap. This is a critical gap and a breach of this gap will end the current uptrend.
The above mentioned Gap is also a Measuring Gap (Sensex 19293 – 19444 and Nifty 5688-5738) in the current upward rally (the rally which started from a low of Sensex 17448 and Nifty 5118). Then as per Gap theory, the target for the upward rally works out to be Sensex 21289 and Nifty 6308.
This week both Sensex and Nifty have remained above the long term average of 200dma (Sensex – 19448 and Nifty – 5847), medium term average of 50dma (Sensex – 19392 and Nifty – 5734) and the short term average of 20dma (Sensex – 20115 and Nifty – 5961). Thus the trend in the short term, medium term and long term timeframe remains positive.
MACD and ROC both continue with Buy signals. RSI (67) suggests higher bullish momentum. MFI (65) continues in Buy mode, suggesting money flowing in. Stochastic Oscillator continues with its Buy signal (%K is above %D). ADX is at 17, suggesting that the market trend is sideways. The Directional Indicators continue with its Buy signal as +DI remains above -DI. OBV continues to make higher top, higher bottom. Both Sensex and Nifty touched the upper Bollinger band on Friday, but could not manage to close above that, hence no signal. Oscillators suggest a bullish bias in the short term.
The Nifty O.I. PCR has increased to 1.56. For the current month series, highest Open interest build up continues to remain at 5700 Put and 6300 Call. This suggests that the market expects a trading range with support coming in at 5700 levels and resistance around 6300 levels. Friday saw high amount of Put writing at 6100 strike which indicates strong support at that level, in the short term.
The Trendline Resistance for the Sensex is at 21005. Trendline Support is at 20220.
The Trendline Resistance for the Nifty is at 6318. Trendline Support is at6012.
For the week ahead, Sensex will find Support at 20534-20203-19826 and will find Resistance at 21108-21362-21623.

For the week ahead, Nifty will find Support at 6093-5982-5877 and will find Resistance at 6284-6357-6443.

                                                                                                Coutesy :- Mr. Sanghavi

Friday, October 18, 2013

The Confession!



At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings.

One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Joe said that he did not take any of the offering.

The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said, "Get in the confessional," which Joe did.

Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said, "I can't hear you."

Again the priest asked, "Joe did you take any of the offering?"

Again Joe answered, "I can't hear you."

This time the priest yelled, "JOE DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING?"

Again Joe answered, "I can't hear you."

By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the confessional and said, "Joe trade places with me and you can ask me a question."

So they traded places and Joe asked, "I hear that you and my wife are having an affair, is that true?"

To which the priest answered, "By Golly you can't hear in here!!!"

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Near Fatal Accident!



Husband calls his wife....

Husband, "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over.

Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff.

"I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."

Wife, "Who is Susan?"
 
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Good Morning India!

Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is watching movie on a sofa,
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children,
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.

TV has no place in love,
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough !"

Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.
 

Marriage vs Love!

                                                                              

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